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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Victoria Brindise
Victoria Brindise
Vocals
Felix Ruiz de la Orden
Felix Ruiz de la Orden
Guitar
Hayley Schmidt
Hayley Schmidt
Electric Bass Guitar
Pavel Ganapolsky
Pavel Ganapolsky
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Victoria Brindise
Victoria Brindise
Songwriter
Felix Ruiz de la Orden
Felix Ruiz de la Orden
Songwriter
Hayley Schmidt
Hayley Schmidt
Songwriter
Pavel Ganapolsky
Pavel Ganapolsky
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Will Killingsworth
Will Killingsworth
Mastering Engineer
Mariessa McLeod
Mariessa McLeod
Recording Engineer

Lyrics

Canned response: thank you [blank] for three hundred "Remarkably Better" cramped desks
Atomized bedrooms no central air I love not wearing real pants these days
My "Team Leader" jokes about me slacking off because i forgot to "CLOCK BACK IN AT 2:30"
After I scarfed down a quarter pounder
That was dropped off at my front door at 2:25
Brought to me by an endless chain of [insert quirky term for laborer here]
Who also forgot to clock-in on time and who also don't like being called "slaaaaacker :P"
Canned response: thank you [blank] for your feedback
Canned response: kindly get off my back simone
I'm having some IT issues sorry this google doc can't refresh fast enough
Sorry there goes my KPI for the day
I take full responsibility for my internet speed lag due to the rain
Sorry i don't know what time it is in toronto
I wonder if simone knows what it smells like in strathcona on a hot day
She probably wouldn't like it
Once a week we hold a 'team huddle' because 'powwow' is culturally insensitive and a 'meeting' is not "Remarkably Better"
The culture is what keeps me here
Oh yeah HQ is great
If you ever get to go
They have a drum kit unlimited free-snacks nap-rooms puppers doggos goo-goo gaa-gaa
Click-click pause for notes
Sorry [laugh-sweat emoji]
Canned response: hi [blank], unfortunately we're not having fun yet :(
Written by: Felix Ruiz de la Orden, Hayley Schmidt, Pavel Ganapolsky, Victoria Brindise
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