Witness

I'm not the bee's knees, I'm not the seventh son

I'm not the Hoodoo man, I'm not the chosen one

I'm not the muddy water, sure 'nuff not the big fish

I'm just a witness

I'm not the egghead, I'm not the Einstein

I'm not the quickest bunny, I'm not the mastermind

I'm not nobody's fool, sure 'nuff not the genius

I'm just a witness

Witness, nothin' here to see, yeah

None of that was me

I'm not the Joe Blow, I'm not the peepin' Tom

I'm not the sorry Charlie, I'm not the honest John

I'm not the no way José, no hablo inglés

I'm just a witness

I'm not the rusty nail, I'm not the Manhattan

I'm not the dark and stormy, I'm not the Old Fashioned

I'm not the come-to-Jesus, sure 'nuff not the sloe gin fizz

I'm just a witness

Witness, nothin' here to see

Witness, none of my business

None of that was me

I'm not the dandy, and I'm not the rounder

I'm not the salty dog, and I'm not the scoundrel

I'm not the mojo workin', I'm not the cream dream

I'm not the Casanova, I'm not the lovin' machine

I'm not the alimony, sure 'nuff not the hot mess

I'm just a witness

Witness

Witness, that's none of my business

None of that was me