All Is Fair

Seems we've hit a little hiccup

Someone made a little mess

And who, of course, is here to pick up the pieces?

One guess...

So, what's the treatment for a traitor?

This craven coward of a man?

Diminish him

Then finish him

Because, well... I can!

All is fair when you wear the crown

A little perk that your power provides

If they dare speak up, swat them down

She with the diamonds decides

Blessed with grand features like these

Kingdoms hand over their keys

Claim your prize

If you wanna rise

Someone's gotta fall

Darling, all is fair

When you're the fairest of all!

Perhaps I've been a bit confusing

But I've no need for your advice

In fact, I find it quite amusing

Telling me to play nice!

Well, nice will only get you nowhere

Nice won't get the doing done

Ambitious girls

Must be vicious girls

And boy, they have fun!

This is gonna be fun!

All is fair when you wear the crown

To be the queen means you do as you please

I could spare you or tear you right down

On a whim I can bring the world to its knees

Now, I could forgive, even forget

Let you live, you'd be all set

But to start

I don't have the heart

As you might recall

So, darling, all is fair

When you're the fairest of all!

Now, perhaps you have heard that

The truest of beauty will shine from inside

Well, if somebody said that, somebody lied

It's the gold!

And the glitter!

And the gems!

And the jewels!

Beauty means power means I write the rules!

All is fair when you wear the crown

So, who would dare stand in my way?

Now beware, if you let me down

Down, down, down in the dungeon you'll stay

But if you get the deed finally done

I'll proceed, second to none

With no doubt when I'm calling out, "Mirror on the wall

Tell me who is fair

Who is fair beyond compare"

It's gonna be me that you declare!

All is fair

When you're the fairest of all

Mirror on the wall,

Who's the fairest of them all?