How to Sing for Money

When your heart is halfway broken

Tears are running down your face

Could show you how to break it open

Pour it on the page

Pour it on the page

When the walls of your one bedroom

Are closing in on you fast

Could show you how to take that pain

And turn it into gold

Into cold hard cash

Ooooh

Just like that!

I'll teach you how to sing for money baby

Everybody loves a fool

I'll teach you how to sing for money baby

I could make you look so cool

Take it from the best

Cause I learned it from the mess

I was cleaning up after you

I'll teach you how to sing for money honey

I could make you look so cool

You need me now, I'll show you how

How to sing for money

Give me all your childhood trauma

You're already halfway there

Make it sexy mello-drama

Baby dye your hair

Baby dye your hair

When you get your 15 minutes

Everybody knows your name

They're not gonna know what hit 'em

Now you're on your way

Now you're on your way

I'll teach you how to sing for money baby

Everybody loves a fool

I'll teach you how to sing for money baby

I could make you look so cool

Take it from the best

Cause I learned it from the mess

I was cleaning up after you

I'll teach you how to sing for money honey

I could make you look so cool

You need me now, I'll show you how

How to sing for money

One, put your big boots on

Two, write a few hit songs

Three, don't let 'em see you sweat

Four, are you famous yet?

Five, go out and party all night

Six AM to catch a flight

Seven, look at your name in lights

Congratulations, I just ruined your life!

I'll teach you how to sing for money baby

Everybody loves a fool

I'll teach you how to sing for money baby

I could make you look so cool

Take it from the best

Cause I learned it from the mess

I was cleaning up after you

I'll teach you how to sing for money honey

I could make you look so cool

You need me now, I'll show you how

How to sing for money