Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Ana Gasteyer
Ana Gasteyer
Performer
Brooks Ashmanskas
Brooks Ashmanskas
Performer
Charity Wicks
Charity Wicks
Piano
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Mary Rodgers
Mary Rodgers
Composer
Marshall Barer
Marshall Barer
Lyrics
Bruce Coughlin
Bruce Coughlin
Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Mary-Mitchell Campbell
Mary-Mitchell Campbell
Producer
Jenny Gersten
Jenny Gersten
Producer
Adam Guettel
Adam Guettel
Producer
Lawrence Manchester
Lawrence Manchester
Recording Engineer
Amy Sherman-Palladino
Amy Sherman-Palladino
Producer
Oscar Zambrano
Oscar Zambrano
Mastering Engineer

Lyrics

We must think of a test—that looks fair, and sounds fair, and seems fair, and isn't fair
Terrible!
Terrible!
Sensitivity. A test for sensitivity. What on earth could that be?
(sung)
Sensitivity
Sensitivity
I'm just loaded with that
In this one word is the epitome
Of the aristocrat
Sensitive soul and sensitive stomach
Sensitive hands and feet
This is the blessing, also the curse
Of being the true elite
Common people don't know what
Exquisite agony is
Suffered by gentle people like me
Just get your hands off me!
Think up a tricky test for that
Wretched, moat-swimming princess
Madam, may I suggest?
Maybe we ought to—
Don't take all night!
I'm not well
I need my rest
Not that I ever sleep on that lumpy mattress!
Oh, God!
My back
Sensitivity, bane of royalty
That bed's a torture rack!
Oh, I hate to sound grumpy
But my nerves are so jumpy
I am sure I could feel any lump
Even if it were under the mattress
And small as a pea!
That's the answer!
Under the mattress!
We'll test her tonight
One tiny pea beneath one thick downy mattress
Oh, God!
You're bright!
Any genuine princess would feel it
If she doesn't she's through!
Get the tiniest pea
And order one mattress
No, make it two
Why not five?
Ten, I think should be plenty
Better still make it twenty!
And to play it safe
In the event
Even that's not enough to insure that she sleeps
We'll—
Give her a strong sedative, won't we?
You can whip up a drink
Something stunning!
Oh, but you're devilish!
I love the way you think!
She's insensitive, so insensitive, she'll fall asleep no doubt
God, but you're clever!
Brilliant!
A genius!
You are divine!
Get out!
Written by: Marshall Barer, Mary Rodgers
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