All Is Fair

Seems we've hit a little hiccup

Someone made a little mess

And who, of course, is here to pick up the pieces?

One guess

So, what's the treatment for a traitor?

This craven coward of a man?

Diminish him

Then finish him

Because, well‚ I can

All is fair when you wear the crown

A little perk that your power provides

If they dare speak up, swat them down

She, with the diamonds, decides

Blessed with grand features like these

Kingdoms hand over their keys

Claim your prize, if you wanna rise, someone's gotta fall

Darling, all is fair

When you're the fairest of all

Perhaps I've been a bit confusing

But I've no need for your advice

In fact, I find it quite amusing

Telling me to play nice

Well, nice will only get you nowhere

Nice won't get the doing done

Ambitious girls must be vicious girls

And, boy, they have fun

This is gonna be fun

All is fair when you wear the crown

To be the queen means you do as you please

I could spare you or tear you right down

On a whim, I can bring the world to its knees

Now, I could forgive, even forget

Let you live, you'd be all set

But to start, I don't have the heart

As you might recall

So, darling, all is fair

When you're the fairest of all

Now, perhaps you have heard that

The truest of beauty will shine from inside

Well, if somebody said that, somebody lied

It's the gold

And the glitter

And the gems

And the jewels

Beauty means power means I write the rules

All is fair when you wear the crown (All is fair when you wear the crown)

So, who would dare stand in my way? (Stand, stand in my way)

Now beware, if you let me down

Down, down, down in the dungeon, you'll stay (In the dungeon, you'll stay)

But if you get the deed finally done (Done, done, done)

I'll proceed, second to none (None, none, none)

With no doubt when I'm calling out

"Mirror on the wall" (Mirror on the wall)

Tell me, who is fair

Who is fair beyond compare?

It's gonna be me that you declare

All is fair

When you're the fairest of all