I’m Ready

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe handled pistol, a graveyard frame

Shootin' tombstone bullets, wearing ball and chains

Drinking TNT, smoking dynamite

I hope some screwball, start a fight

Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks, with your pretty little hair

I know you feel like I ain't nowhere

But stop what you doing, come over here

I'll prove to you baby that I ain't no square

Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

(Aaaahhh Mr. Aldrich)

I been drinking Gin, like a never before

Feel so good, well

I want you to know

One more drink, I wish you would

It takes a whole lotta loving to make me feel good

I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I am ready for you, I hope you're ready for me

I am ready for you, I hope that you're ready for me

I'm ready babywooooo!