The DMV Isn't Cool

I drove my car to the DMV

They were rude and so, so mean

They said no to my license plate

All it said was big penis

(Oh yeah)

Wait, I forgot the lyrics, but I will just go on

Why am I doing this?

Because I have to mow my lawn

There are so many groundhogs, and it's fucking August

But guess what fuckers?

I have a big penis

(Ha ha)

Sorry mom