Feminist Girlfriend

I've spent too much time with men in my life

Though I know that it's women who make me shine

I don't want to be in a competition

'Cause I know when we become allies

That's when the world changes for the better

No, this isn't a war between us and the guys

It's just a pity that so many of them

They won't stand with us and fight by our side

So it's up to us to change the way things are rolling

In this world that's sexist, unequal and disturbing

Yeah, it's really hot to have a feminist girlfriend

She's brilliant and smart and doesn't care about her weight

Yeah, it's really hot to have a feminist girlfriend

She's into kink and not some lame-ass prude, yeah

In my dreams, I've found a superwoman

No matter how tough life is, she's on top of it all

In my dreams, I've found an awesome girl

She's sexy and strong with a submissive touch

In my dreams, I've found the love of my life

She lets me go my own way and catches me when I fall

In my dreams, I've found a mom to have sex with

She forgives me every time that I fuck up or disappoint her

In my dreams, I've found a mummy that's half the age of my real mum

And she understands how hard it is to be a man

In the twenty-first century

Yeah, it's really hot to have a feminist girlfriend

She's brilliant and smart and doesn't care about her weight

Yeah, it's really hot to have a feminist girlfriend

But at some point it gets a little annoying

Now she's calling you selfish and keeps demanding stuff

She neglects your needs and talks about her job

Yeah, it's really hot to have a feminist girlfriend

But at some point it's not so hot anymore

I know you're a feminist but if you want me to stay

You'd better let me go

My way

Let me go my way, baby

Let me go my way

My way

Let me go my way, baby

Let me go my way

Yeah, it's okay

In my dreams, I've found an incredible man

He's okay with me being a genius, and he is one as well

In my dreams, I've found a really nice chap

He inspires me instead of draining me and supports my career

In my dreams, I've found the perfect match

He's not selfish and he's okay with me

Being more successful than him

In my dreams, I've found an intelligent man

I don't have to pretend to be dumb, so he doesn't feel bad

In my dreams, I've found a real attractive dude

He never smells bad 'cause he always smells good

In my dreams, I've found someone equal to me

He's really funny and creative, and he also loves me