Across the U.S.A

Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A

It was a Monday night when I went out with the boys

It was free drinks for all, you could only smell the joys

I think I went a little too far and ended up on the floor

You know I'll be okay in the morn'

Well, someone drove me home

But I don't know who they were

They drove me to a hospital, I said "What's this bloody bar?"

They said "Your head was bleeding, man, you've gone too bloody far"

Still I'll be okay in the morning

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A

Well the next thing you know I was lying on the ground

I drank some more of the whiskey, you know I was feeling sound

I dreamt I met MacGowan and he bought me another round

And the two of us went drinkin' till the morning

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A

Well all my cash is gone and my guts are getting sore

I can no longer spend my evenings laying on Wally's floor

And if there's a bastard out there

Send us another score

Then the two of us will go out drinkin' till the morning

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A

Clear the way now (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going out again today

Clear the way (Clear the way), clear the way (Clear the way)

'Cause Paddy's going drinking in the U.S.A