Keep it to Yourself

Coffee mug for Christmas

Little, red and green

With a whole bunch of Snoopys on it

One sugar, one cream

Now I fill it with Hayman's

A little tonic and ice

The only thing I ever wanted was someone to be nice

Well I don't laugh too loud if you're not around

If you think of a good joke wait 'til I'm home

Keep it to yourself

Spelling it out in the margins

We're both doing our worst

I before E in the long one

We never know what comes first

Think back on when it started

You thought I was pulling your leg

I guess it kinda looks funny in the long run

To be kissing your friends

But I don't run around with nowhere to go

If you're ever tuckered out

Please let me know

I'll keep it to myself