I Cast Fireball

Kick down the door, the dungeon's deep The boss is waiting, the minions creep The rogue says "stealth," the cleric prays But I've got a better way to play! The fighter shouts, "Think this through!" But I've got one spell, and it's tried and true! I don't care how big the room is! I CAST FIREBALL! Everything burns, it's all in the plan If you're in range, then that's on you, man! I CAST FIREBALL! Wizard robes and magic hands I bring destruction at my command The bard sings tunes, the ranger aims But big explosions win the game! The DM sighs, "Are you sure?" But I'm rolling—no need to detour! I don't care how big the room is! I CAST FIREBALL! Everything burns, it's all in the plan If you're in range, then that's on you, man! I CAST FIREBALL! Minions fry, the walls collapse The fighter's mad? Too late for that! The cleric's down, the rogue is toast But hey—at least the boss is roast! I don't care how big the room is! I CAST FIREBALL! Everything burns, it's all in the plan If you're in range, then that's on you, man! I CAST FIREBALL! The party groans, I hear them rage But fire's fun at any stage! Next time I'll hold... well, maybe not Because fireball just hits the spot! I don't care how big the room is! I CAST FIREBALL! Everything burns, it's all in the plan If you're in range, then that's on you, man! I CAST FIREBALL! I CAST FIREBALL!