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Well done mate

You look like a prick

You're drinking too much and you're acting like a dick

Chatting up the girls

Thinking you're alright

The only head you're getting is the one on your pint

I'm sorry it's your birthday

I haven't got a gift

I shouldn't have come out, I'm pissed when I'm pissed

Sat down in the pub

Watching football on the screen

Do you ever get the feeling you're stuck in the same routine?

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Yeah he's on the

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Like mate you've been

Cut off

He's still on the

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Yeah he's on the

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Yeah he's on the

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Like mate you've been

Cut off

He's still on the

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Watch out, it's the half-gram hype-man

Big mouth but he ain't got big plans

Knocked out, face first when he lands

And he spits his teeth out

And now it's all kicking off, it's all kicking off

It's all kicking off and I can't be bothered

He said "do I look bothered?"

Clearly you are bothered

Now the room is quiet and I feel a little awkward

He needs a subtle reminder that he is not a Peaky Blinder

You mither and mither

And neither of us want to cause all the fuss

We've all had enough

So stop acting tough

Jamie thinks he's hard

Tommy wears Supreme

Matty spends his money in the fruit machine

They think they're proper mad

You're acting like your dad

Is that what it takes to be a proper lad?

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Yeah he's on the

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Like mate you've been

Cut off

He's still on the

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Yeah he's on the

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Yeah he's on the

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Yeah he thinks he's

Top notch

He's still on the

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