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PERFORMING ARTISTS
Susan Tse
Susan Tse
Lead Vocals
廖嘉敏
Lead Vocals
Eli Fung
Eli Fung
Lead Vocals
黃翠儀
Lead Vocals
鍾韶瀠
Lead Vocals
何岸珊
Performer
葉芷妡
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tom Chan
Tom Chan
Songwriter
Philia Yuen
Philia Yuen
Arranger
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Tom Chan
Tom Chan
Producer
Philia Yuen
Philia Yuen
Producer

Lyrics

去拜年見親班三姑六婆
懶關懷問我「仲未拍拖?」
我答「其實拍咗一年喇六婆!」
佢地問我「幾時生返個?」
呵呵呵
大姨媽你讀完晒書終於都畢業嗱?
六婆要搵份筍工
大姨媽定係靠呀媽?
三姑要計劃定買樓
姨丈有錢儲定啦
成班親戚你唔係要一家人租屋掛?
瞓街喇
舅母你讀夠書未?
姨姨你又搵工未?
表嬸揀工要夠錢俾首期
姨姨咪似姨丈窮到碌地
買套都要我俾
姨姨你讀社會學
查實裏面有咩學?
舅母呢科冇錢搵
最終聽餓死
你見表妹成績犀飛利
每次都八科A
每年新春答問環節都好熱烈
好似問完電費有七折
阿姑你係咪覺得出少啲聲好蝕
先至要年年係咁bull sh*t
點解我人生你要咁清楚
你要幫我出傳記定係寫首歌
我grad咗定拍拖定噚晚生咗
你又理得我
好心你有時間都理下我表哥
佢呀四張都就到仲又宅又懶惰
管好個仔先嚟同我開火
咪恃住你係我長輩囉
點解我人生你咁有主見
你似大師想贈我但係又太賤
搵咩工定買屋三呎定八千
你又冇份佔
講多句證明你叻串串貢咁點
個個滿口都銅臭但利是又節儉
口水四濺加強傳染風險
你就算係有錢有面
錢銀會令你成日笑? No!
心境與健康最緊要
Written by: 陳恩碩
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