Drunk Enough

Plastic bottle whiskey in a shot glass

Breaking in your cowboy boots

Telling all your boys

You're gonna tap that

Showing off your new tattoos

If I'm straight outta Heaven

Why the hell are you buying me Evan

Yeah you're blowing that smoke

And all your best jokes

Buddy, but the jokes on you

I'm drunk

Three sheets to the wind

Tore up

'Bout as gone as it gets

I'm drinking cause you're buying

Can't blame a guy for trying

If you think you're taking me home tonight

Yeah you're shit outta luck

So pack it up

Cause boy I'm drunk

But I ain't drunk enough

Go on an get back to where you came from

Take a hint honey take a hike

Better ask the bartender for a refund

Cause I'm wasted on your daddy's dime

Ha

I'm drunk

Three sheets to the wind

Tore up

'Bout as gone as it gets

I'm drinking cause you're buying

Can't blame a guy for trying

If you think you're taking me home tonight

Yeah you're shit outta luck

So pack it up

Cause boy I'm drunk

But I ain't drunk enough

I'm drunk

Three sheets to the wind

Tore up

'Bout as gone as it gets

I'm drinking cause you're buying

Can't blame a guy for trying

If you think you're taking me home tonight

Yeah you're shit outta luck

So pack it up

Cause boy I'm drunk

But I ain't drunk enough

Yeah pack it up

I might be drunk

But I ain't drunk enough

Ha