Piss Artist

Oh my god, did I tell you about that one time that

Like, I peed in a, in a glass jar, in, like, in a room full of my friends?

We were just so fucked up, it was like, we were like

That was the night I met Selby!

Dana was always my favorite party girl

She always knew how to party, have a party, be at a party

She was just the quintessential cool, cool girl

Beautiful curly hair, don't-give-a-fuck attitude

Uh, I don't know, we were just all hanging out in Dana's room, kind of

Pre-partying in her room before the party, and

Uh, the floor is on the bed

The floor is on the bed, is that what I said? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, oops!

I don't know if I took my shirt off first out of the girls or something

But it was especially when

Fuck, oh, I'm so dumb, I can't fucking remember her name right now

Hottie with big tits and nipple piercings, um

Adam used to called her "The Emerald Lady"

I'm so rude, what's her name?

Once she took her shirt off it was like, oh, everyone can take their shirt off

It's like "game's on"

Such a piss artist

Just gettin' started

We love to party

Super naughty

Such a piss artist

Super naughty

We love to party

Just gettin' started, that's it

I had to, I had to, put the jar of piss in the toilet

Which is really funny

'Cause it was already, like, in a jar

But yeah, once Dana found out I pissed in a jar in her room, she was like

"Uh, no, uh, come with me to the bathroom, you must disperse of this information in the toilet"

Could've just tossed it out in the backyard or something too, but she, like, made this whole point

It was like I was tossing a dead goldfish into the toilet

It was like I had to do a ceremony of putting my piss in the place where it belonged

Such a piss artist

Just gettin' started

We love to party

Super naughty

Such a piss artist

Super naughty

We love to party

Just gettin' started, that's it