Stand - Up Special

Bug zapper exploded again

The tree broke from its branch

Your birthday balloons mangled in the ceiling fan

Tiptoe past the kitchen glue traps

You split the bag and spilled the trash all along the grass

Passin' horses packed in trailers

Lookin' out through the slits

Nothing changes as much as nothing stays the same

Nothing changes just as much as nothing stays the same

It's a shotgun, two-weeks notice

Hands kept clasped only for a moment

Carefully opened to reveal a couple crushed fireflies

Somehow, still glowing

Nothing changes as much as nothing stays the same

Nothing changes just as much as nothing stays the same

Oh, honestly, honesty comes off like a joke

I'm trying to make you laugh

You're only pissin' your pants

I've been exploding my whole life

I've been exploding my whole life