Every Kpop Song

The first guy starts with a nasaly rap

He’s the hottest one and he’s got the best abs

Something in Korean, some onomatoepia

Bra bra bra! then someone goes "skrrrrt!!!"

Yeah, then it’s the guy with the low voice

Say some nursery rhymes with my boys like

Twinkle twinkle little star

3 little piggies go to market!!!!

THEN ALL THE DUDES YELL AT THE SAME TIME

TURN IT UP TURN IT UP ITS SHOWTIME

A LINE ABOUT A GUN, WE’VE NEVER SEEN A GUN!

THEN WE WHISPER A RANDOM FOOD LIKE

Pizza pizza pizza pizza

But it’s like, sexy

Pizza pizza pizza pizza

Spending that cheese, I’m hot like a fever

And now we’re in a completely different genre!

Cuz there are still 7 guys who haven’t sung yet!

Say some random words like

Royalty baby soul energy

Flower in the club yogurt for my love

Lemon with a blanket

Girl you know I stank it

NOWWWW ITS TIME TO SING THE BRIDGE

GONNA BELT THIS LAST NOTE HIGH AS SHIT

THEN ALL THE DUDES YELL AT THE SAME TIME

TURN IT UP TURN IT UP ITS SHOWTIME

SOMETHING BOUT A CAR, SWERVE TO THE BAR

WHISPER ANOTHER FOOD LIKE

Soup soup soup soup soup soup

It’s a metaphor for sex

Soup soup

I’m dripping for you girl like carrot ginger soup

Soup

All of us are virgins

Soup soup

And if we ever date,

We lose our jobs and get canceled by our fans