I Don’t Know

I ordered a Blue Moon 'Cuz I'm intimated by IPAs I just wanna look cool in front of my date On my glass, an orange slice I picked it up, and I squeezed it twice But when I dropped it in she said "You're actually not supposed to Put it in the glass The peel gets dirty just from One too many hands." I said, "I've never really thought about it." She said, "How could you not know that?" Well if you're asking I don't know All the shit I need is on my phone Just admit, you don't know shit, you're not alone We all live in this blissful great unknown So who are you asking I don't know I thought it would end there But our waiter must've noticed When he checked my age Damn it Here comes half the room All singing my name Closed my eyes and cleared the flames Said I wished for a second date And then she looked at me and said "You're actually not supposed To tell me what it is Blowing out candles covers Half the cake in spit." I said, "We all do things on accident." She said, "Don't you mean by accident?" Oh Well if you're asking I don't know All the shit I need is on my phone Just admit, you don't know shit, you're not alone We all live in this blissful great unknown So who are you asking I don't know Who are you asking I don't know All the shit I need is on my phone Just admit, you don't know shit, you're not alone We all live in this blissful great unknown So who are you asking I don't know You're not alone You're not alone You're not alone You're not alone