Landlord

Why oh why oh why oh why oh

Last night the landlord nearly kill me nearly kill me wid a poui

Last night the landlord nearly kill me d landlord commit a felony

Last night the landlord nearly kill me ah ah ah

Last night it was bachannal In mih landlord big canal

Shinin mih golden sword

Wen mih girlfiend tell me look de landlord

Dat landlord inquisitive

Of this I am positive

What was really worryin me

Ah doh know what d landlord came to see

She pon top him underneath on de bed Bachanal

She pon top him underneath on de bed oh Lord oh Lord

Under the pain ah had to run from d slaughtery to John John

Believe me I had to laugh

One blow and mih gold sword break in half

Can’t remember what I had

Jumpin over d culvert

Every bone in mih body crack

Wen a big stone landed on mih back