Lyrics
[Chorus]
I know who's responsible
For the Bite of '87
I was there all when it happened
No, really, no, really, hear me out
You've got to trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how, and when, and where it happened
Why don't you hear me out?
[Verse 1]
I saw it all go down
In the diner of an eerie town
Everybody was eatin' pizza
Freddy said, "It's nice to meet ya"
So trust me, I know what I'm talking about
MatPat and I were there, messing around
Gaming on that Fortnite Battle Pass
In the arcade, just havin' a blast
[PreChorus]
Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy-Fazz flow
I gave Chica a big ol' kiss
Bonnie was in tears, he knew what he'd missed, yeah
Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy Faz-flow
Foxy, however, was looking quite sus
He was the impostor from Among Us
[Chorus]
I know who's responsible
For the Bite of '87
I was there all when it happened
No, really, no, really, hear me out, yeah, yeah, yeah
You've gotta trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how, and when, and where it happened (Aye)
Why don't you hear me out?
[Verse 2]
Why don't you seem more surprised?
I promise, I'm not telling lies
Wait till you hear the rest of the story
You'll un-sub to Game Theory
Markiplier wasn't doing great
Throwing up in Monty's face
And then I saw a crying child (Nah)
All the animatronics going wild
[PreChorus]
Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy Fazz-flow
Little baby, little boy
Decapitated like an old chew toy
Here comes the star of the show
The big brown bear on the Freddy Faz-flow
"Was that the Bite of '87?"
Don't worry, he's up in heaven
[Chorus]
I know who's responsible
For the Bite of '87
I was there all when it happened
No, really, no, really, hear me out
You've gotta trust me now
Everybody's so obsessive
Over how, and when, and where it happened
Why don't you hear me out?
[Outro]
Da-da-da-da-da-da
Bite of '87
Oh-whoa-whoa-oh
Written by: Charlie Duncan Green