Two Weeks in Heaven (New Recording)

Pontins in Devon just turned Eleven who needs the Med

Dad’s parked in the sand , beer in his hand ,hanky on his head

Mum’s on the pier FULL_House Bingo !

I’m on the Dodgems all Rock ‘n’ Roll for those

Two weeks in Heavens Two weeks in Heavens

Oh ! Knobbly Knees , Cheesy MC’s

Holiday camp in the 1970’s

Nightclubbing till it’s dawn down in Benidorm in 23

Crashed in the sand with my milk white Tan .. Full English please

Local Customs there to be seen and I’m at the bar at the King & Queen

For those

Two weeks in Heavens Two weeks in Heavens

Bob’s your uncle and Mums the word

It was adios to the great British reserve

Coach trips and Monasteries Villas in Tuscany when I’m 64

This is the life me & the wife who could ask for more

But Oh! To be back at the king & Queen Bar

Or smashing around on those dodgem cars

For those

Two weeks in Heaven Two weeks in Heaven

Oh ! feeling so glad with my mum & my Dad

The best holidays that I ever had

Were those

Two weeks in Heavens Two weeks in Heavens

With Debbie & John and Rene & Ron

At the king & Queen in Benidorm

Where Bob’s yer uncle & Mum’s the word

And it was Adios to the Great British reserve

British reserve

British reserve