ALICE

Alice knows what she wants

She always takes me on walks

She's always smelling the roses

Wish I was more like Alice

Alice knows what she wants

She always takes me on walks

She's always smelling the roses

Wish I was more like Alice

When we're out, she's a beast

People dropping to their knees

Leather boots click clack down the street

All eyes can see

She sports sharp teeth

And she keeps her sheets clean

All the best people know her

But they don't know me

She moves so fast when she's sleepin'

Banging on my door like a demon, "It's Alice"

I know it's crazy, but I love her

Girl could make a mannequin hungry

Alice knows what she wants

She always takes me on walks

She's always smelling the roses

Wish I was more like Alice

Alice knows what she wants

She always takes me on walks

She's always smelling the roses

Wish I was more like Alice

Every night she's out she brings me back the same story

How at break-neck speed their devotion makes her horny

She's like "Just count to three, one, two, three - now come with me."

Like the claw of a cat when you scratch that itch

On the back of a fence when we stop to take a piss

Like the hair of the dog after long nights out

Alice makes me feel alive, we make a special sound

With her hair tied up, she fills my cup

I can be this in love if I want to

With my hair tied up, I fill her cup

We can be this in love if we want to

Alice knows what she wants

She always takes me on walks

She's always smelling the roses

Wish I was more like Alice

Alice knows what she wants

She always takes me on walks

She's always smelling the roses

Wish I was more like Alice