I'm Too Sexy for My Fur

I'm too sexy for my fluff

Too sexy for my fluff

So don't pet me too rough

I'm too sexy for my fur

Too sexy for my fur

So sexy meow

And I'm too sexy for dry food

Too sexy for dry food

Feed me wet food

And I'm too sexy for inside

I want to go outside

Let me back inside

I’m too sexy for this chair

Too sexy for this chair

So I shed everywhere

I'm a feline, you know what I mean

And I make my little biscuits on the catwalk

On the catwalk, meow, on the catwalk, meow

Oh I make my little biscuits on the catwalk (hiss)

I'm too sexy for my ears

Too sexy for my ears

Been too sexy for years

And I'm too sexy for my tail

Too sexy for my tail

They should throw me in jail

It’s filled with litter that smells so pristine

Oh I’m gonna do a little digging in my catbox

In my catbox, meow, in my catbox, meow

I’m gonna do a little digging in my catbox

Too sexy for my

Too sexy for my

Too sexy for my

Fur!

It’s my litter, I’ll do as I please

Gonna cover up my business in my catbox

But I might not, meow, but I might not, meow

Gonna leave unfinished business in my catbox (hiss)

I'm too sexy for my human

Too sexy for my human

Poor stupid, poor stupid man

I'm too sexy for my fluff

Too sexy for my fluff

So don't pet me too rough

And I'm too sleepy for this song *yawn*