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Tea Eater- The Waffle Song (Official Video)
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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Tea Eater
Tea Eater
Performer
Tara Thiessen
Tara Thiessen
Percussion
Lindsey Ann Lawless
Lindsey Ann Lawless
Bass Guitar
Vram Kherlopian
Vram Kherlopian
Synthesizer
Abdon Valdez
Abdon Valdez
Drums
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tara Thiessen
Tara Thiessen
Songwriter
Vram Kherlopian
Vram Kherlopian
Songwriter
Lindsey Ann Goetz
Lindsey Ann Goetz
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Vram Kherlopian
Vram Kherlopian
Mastering Engineer
Vanessa Silberman
Vanessa Silberman
Mixing Engineer
Jasno Swarez
Jasno Swarez
Mixing Engineer

Lyrics

I’m several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I’m several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I want a waffle
Waffle
Give me a waffle
Waffle
I’m gonna go sell cars
I’m gonna go sell cars
From fucking Mars and I’m
Gonna go sell cars
Do you want a Honda
Do you want a Mercedes Benz
Do you want this vintage Cadillac
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack
Do you want the used one
Do you want the used one in the back
I’m several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I’m several shades of awful
I chose not to be awful today
I want a waffle
Waffle
Give me a waffle
Waffle
I’m gonna go sell cars
I’m gonna go sell cars
From fucking Mars and I’m
Gonna go sell cars
Do you want a Honda
Do you want a Mercedes Benz
Do you want this vintage Cadillac
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack
Do you want this vintage Cadillac
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack
Do you want the used one
Do you want the used one
I only trust waffles because everyone is
Terrible
I chose not to be awful today
I chose not to be awful today
I chose not to be awful today
Written by: Lindsey Ann Goetz, Tara Thiessen, Vram Kherlopian

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