I'M A METALHEAD, BITCH!

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

What the fuck

That's what everybody says

When they find out I grind out to

You'll never guess

Very fucking scary hard shit

I mean, heavy fucking stuff

That goes rrrrrung-a-gung-a-guh-gung

Can't get enough

And I won't conform to the norm

I was born poor, but not war-torn

Now look, I'm really just a lover

So never judge a motherfucking book

By its motherfucking cover

And if you don't know, well, here's the sitch

I'm just a smart-ass middle-class metalhead, bitch

I fucking love that shit

Now fucking move that pit

I've got a demon to feed

Some fucking pissed off shit

is fucking all that I need

Fuck

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention

I like to cuss like I was raised in a barn

Fuck shit, piss, cock, titties, and darn

I'm not just heartless darkness

And an artless narcissist

I harness charming smartness

And a disarming sharpness, bitch

I'm harmless, I wouldn't hurt a fly

But you fuck with my friends

And you're gonna fucking die

And if you don't know, well, here's the sitch

I'm just your friendly neighborhood metalhead, bitch

I fucking love that shit

Now fucking move that pit

I've got a demon to feed

Some fucking pissed off shit

is fucking all that I need

Fuck

I'll fucking do it again

I'm fucking pulling the pin

That's what I'm all about

And if you don't fucking like it

Then get the fuck out

Oh my god, how do you even understand what they're saying

Shut up

I fucking love that shit

Now fucking move that pit

I've got a demon to feed

Some fucking pissed off shit

is fucking all that I need

I'll fucking do it again

I'm fucking pulling the pin

I'm fucking scratching the itch

I say it loud and fucking proud

I'm a metalhead, bitch