Instant Results

I strip-searched a cop

Fed my guests to a swine

Took a shit on a seagull

And vengeance was mine

For an entire day

I barked at a dog

Licked an old princess

'Til she turned to a frog

I adopted a flame thrower

It follows me around

I might need one more

For purpose abounds now

With instant results

Built a catapult flinging handfuls of dirt

At escape velocity into space

Killing the planet

Shovel by shovel

Without added drama

But with pedestrian grace

Why don't we just go for broke?

Let's pick up the pace

Get something done

Playing our ultimate ace

We've only just begun

Let's step up the game

Time to have fun

Shoot a Jupiter's worth

Of iron into the sun

Let's pick up the pace

Get something done

Playing our ultimate ace

We've only just begun

Let's step up the game

Time to have fun

Shoot a Jupiter's worth

Of iron into the sun

What would we lose anyway?

Idiots, thieves, murderers, liars

Apes building statues to themselves

Choking in their own fecal funeral pyre