Walmartyr

It was 1989

He's drinking scotch on the rocks

Because his dad forgot to keep the liquor cabinet locked

It's getting out of control

He's only twelve years old

Welcome To The Jungle on his Walkman plays

While he disappears inside a mind bending haze

Of his first drunken night

Sit back, enjoy the flight

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get in

I don't wanna get out

I don't wanna be lost

I don't wanna be found

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get in

I don't wanna get out

I don't wanna be lost

I don't wanna be found

Uh oh

It was 1991 he was shaking his ass

With an open container

Huffing nitrous gas in the parking lot

Whoa, of the Save A Lot

Smells Like Teen Spirit on the radio

He had his flannel shirt on

Letting his goatee grow

He was a lumberjack

Straight out the cul de sac

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get in

I don't wanna get out

I don't wanna be lost

I don't wanna be found

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get in

I don't wanna get out

I don't wanna be lost

I don't wanna be found

My head is spinning round

I'm gonna hit the ground

But you're so pretty, dear

I wanna hold your beer

I'll never drink again

I wanna call a friend

I wanna come again

But I'm too fucked up

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I don't wanna get up

I don't wanna get down

I don't wanna get lost

I don't wanna get found

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get up

I don't wanna get down

I don't wanna get lost

I don't wanna get found

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get up

I don't wanna get down

I don't wanna get lost

I don't wanna get found

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

If it was easy everybody would be doing it

I'm so torn up now I don't think I can go through with it

I don't wanna get up

I don't wanna get down

I don't wanna get lost

I don't wanna get found

The room is spinning round

I'm gonna hit the ground

I wanna call a friend

I wanna come again

I wanna come again