Wait Til You Have Kids

If you think summers go by fast and some people drive too slow

Tattoos are no big deal, week-expired milk ain't old

If "There Goes My Life's" just another song on the radio

And if your mom and dad were crazy, waiting up 'til you got home

Wait 'til you have kids and they look in your eyes

Wait 'til you're their Superman, wait 'til they're your whole life

Right now, you think you're grown up

Think you know what tough and tired and real love is, mm

Wait 'til you have kids, yeah

You think you'll always be on time and minivans ain't kinda cool

If you don't care if there's a fence around a backyard swimming pool

And if you never thought of hanging something up there on your fridge

And if 8 a.m. is early and divorce is what it is

Wait 'til you have kids and they look in your eyes

You start thinking 'bout them dating one day, asking for advice

Right now, you think you're grown up

Think you know what tough and tired and real love is, mm

Wait 'til you have kids

Man, just wait

Aw, wait until they call you from a thousand miles away

And they give you hell for telling them to visit home

And you just laugh and say

Wait 'til you have kids and a half-empty room upstairs

Full of rec league trophies, too-small clothes

Old video games and eighteen years

Right now, you think you're grown up

Think you know what tough and tired and real love is, mm

Wait 'til you have kids

'Til you have kids