Both hands on my waistline, Granny on the Facetime
Easy, It's easy
Polishing my resume and shoes at the same time
Easy, it's easy
Nothing by the wayside, still going to make time
To prove I can bust a bitty move to the baseline
I can get it done like you'd never believe
'Cause, it's easy for me, easy for me baby
I could shoot a gun with a lick of my teeth
It'd be easy for me, it's easy for me
I got my head checked, yes
By a therapist (yup)
He tore his license up
He said "I'm never going to find another mind
Quite as healthy as this"
I can make love like you'd never believe
'Cause it's easy for me, easy for me baby
Making with a nun but it isn't a sin
He goes easy on me, God goes easy on me
I got my head checked, yes
By a Jumbo Jet, mechanic
It was so easy, it always is
Cause my noggin's running like a fucking GE90
I can get it done like you'd never believe
'Cause, it's easy for me, easy for me baby
Delivering your son while I catch up on sleep
'Cause, it's easy for me
It's easy for me, it's easy for me
But it's lonely at the top, oh
No one knows you've got a struggle
All these modes you've got to juggle
Hold it down, hold it down
Are you only going to topple?
Any podium can wobble
Not for a body that's colossal
I can fake love like you'd never believe
'Cause it's easy for me
Pulling at your heart with a switch of a key
'Cause, it's easy for me
I can fake love like you'd never believe
'Cause it's easy for me
Pulling at your heart with a switch of a key
'Cause, it's-
