ANYTHING IS A DOOR IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

How hard could this thing really be?

I could be a host on the TV

Everyone always said

Nobody does it quite like me

My tenner, it's in my other jeans

Your playlist was so poor

No greatest hits or cheese room dancefloor picks

Now I'm connected to the aux

And I fall through the floor

A door

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the floor

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the

I took his head clean off his neck

I swear, I did

So much for showing me respect

Tomorrow I get my final cheque

It's going straight on the garden

And the patio, my pool heaters and the brand new installation

Now I'm off to war

And I won't cry or moan or squeeze or sneeze

I never thought there could be more

And I fall through the floor

A door

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the floor

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the floor

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the floor

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the floor

I put my fist straight through the wall

I put my foot straight through the floor