Stinky Tofu

Oh, honey if you will

Move an inch outside the norms

Come close and be in awe

Now, I will put on a show

Please, just once, let the truth be simply spewed out

Fantasize about the mixed flavor in wonder

Happy disgust all over your face

Lick it up and belch

Give up all my rights

Can't stay over night

My foul gut you despise

Either you chew or bite

In this savory town

Fermented soul to buy

Can't you see the sign

Oh, honey, to my own dismay

Why can't I be on your plate

I probably won't debate

High end is the end I don't attend

Dripping, the gravy that I sweat

Distasteful recreation

Builds up tasteful cultivation

Just wipe your mouth

As you might stand out in crowds of thousands you see

Give up all my rights

Can't stay over night

My foul gut you despise

Either you chew or bite

In this savory town

Fermented soul to buy

Can't you see the sign

Please, just once, let the truth be simply spewed out