PiRATE DAYS

(Sleve made the beat)

(It's Juan, it's JuanLargo Tha Six6)

I'm glad Chinese people exist cause I know they're gonna save the world one day

When I was a kid I tried to wear a bandana at boy scout camp and my scout leader called

me gay

It really stuck with me for a while even though I tried to act like I was okay

Wearing bandanas might make you a little zesty but only fucking dudes can make you gay

I do multiple lines on the spot and get right in front of the cameras, I'm Billy Mays

You're at home playing 2K on the couch while I'm in the real field steady making plays

There's bird shit all over the back of my office chair cause I haven't left the studio in days

I'm 6'6 with a beard, nose ring and parrot

You'd think I time traveled from the pirate days

66, two thirds evil, addicted to pills like Knievel

I cook all my beats, stainless steel, your bitch won't tell you how she really feel

You can't count, you're a shitty drummer

I got your bitch in the turquoise hummer

She said your penis is a total bummer

She said taking it, it made her dumber

If a bad bitch touch my dick, I'll probably jizz and fart

I got a mustache and a segway

I'm Paul Blart (I put that on Kevin James)

Rappers use beats made by AI, cause they can't make real art

I just make songs about fucking guys, that's real art

No, no, no, run it back, let's do this one more time, come on, let's go

Why you buying mushroom water from an alpha male influencer off of YouTube?

I get that millennials act annoying about coffee, but it's not worth drinking sludge, dude

Plus, going to get coffee in person means you can flirt with the blue haired barista

You can get a decent cup of coffee from a non-binary person whose name is Pizza

You can buy a pretty solid chocolate croissant from a non-binary person whose name is Sock

If you pretend that you've read Karl Marx, maybe you can get them to suck your cock (This shit's a manifesto)

If you pretend that you can understand Slavoj Zizek, maybe you can get them to touch your

butthole (*schniff* Ideology!)

But I know you're still trying to learn how to read and that kind of thing takes a heavy

mental toll

Keep a meadow, and let them know B-Y-O-B from the get-go

I shed jazz solos, Benedetto, other rappers puppets, Geppetto

If you built a house, it would be shitty, Carmella

You are a fart smeller

I am a smart fella

My favorite band is Hella (that's Biblical Violence)

Shred up the kit like I'm Zach Hill

Only sell gas cause I'm Hank Hill (Bwaaaah)

Extended techniques, that's a trill (trumpet sound)

I know this shit's built to spill

I do a lot of drinking and plotting with the boys every single goddamn day

My best friend is a parrot and I'm fucked up all the time, I time traveled from the pirate days

Man, I'm sitting here sick as a dog and this shit is more fire than anything you've heard in the past 20 years

Y'all really can't fuck with me, bird gang bitch