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Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
AnnMarie Milazzo
AnnMarie Milazzo
Lead Vocals
The Doo Wop Project
The Doo Wop Project
Lead Vocals
Andy Einhorn
Andy Einhorn
Piano
Ben Butler
Ben Butler
Electric Guitar
Jeffrey Allen
Jeffrey Allen
Bass Guitar
Yair Evnine
Yair Evnine
Cello
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
AnnMarie Milazzo
AnnMarie Milazzo
Songwriter
PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING
Sonny Paladino
Sonny Paladino
Producer

Lyrics

Quality value and convenience
With the power of tv
On air we make the loudest noise
But with bigger toys
We're a heritage of the same ole boys
It's a department store
Laid out on your living room floor
TV marketing will never rust
We are salesmen to trust
This luxury gives us a thrust
We count on the casual viewer to see
That purchasing impulsively can be fun
Shoppings no longer chore
It's so much more we say
Oh
Hey hey welcome to our show
Who's the first to say hello?
We've got a product that will go
Fast not slow
A perfume to remind you of your first kiss
Or a christmas doll so you reminisce
About the days behind you and past glories
See we don't just sell products
We sell stories
Oh oh
We don't just sell products
More than the flowbee
The Shake Weight
The Slanket
We're a family
And we bring peppermint brandy
A real Jim Dandy
A moose that poops colorful candy
We laugh along and what keeps us flush
Are the retail buyers dopamine rush
Ka ching!
That's how we stay ahead of the curve
We don't just serve
We say
Oh
I'm here for you to get to know
Pick up the phone and say hello?
We gotta a product that will go
Fast not slow
A spear shovel everyone should have
Put it on your credit card for dear old dad
Just like yours
His simple gardening can feel like mining quarries
See we don't just sell products
We sell stories
Oh oh
Here's how we'd sell a pencil
Picasso used such a utensil
Einstein he made history with this
Vibrant, yellow piece of wood
As you could
Oh
We say welcome to the show
Pick up the phone and say hello?
We got a product that will go
Fast not slow
Our sales pitch is where it's at
A guest and host in a friendly chat
With shoppers who have felt misunderstood
And that's good
See it's not just what you're selling
It's the story you are telling
We don't just sell products we sell stories
Oh!
Written by: AnnMarie Milazzo
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