One More Tequila

I'm not the playinest kind of guy

But a couple of girls

At the bar caught my eye

I made some progress

I was feeling all debonair and sly

So here's what I yelled

When it came my turn to buy

One more Tequila

Should walked right out the door

But my friends convinced me to stay

For just one more

One more Tequila, Margarita, Jagar Bomb

Then I hit the floor

That one tequila gets me in trouble

Like it always has before

The next morning I wake up

All red in the eyes

Grab my towel, some pills,

Hit the John just in time

And I swear

Never ever Never ever will I ever

Do it again

And then the phone rings

And it's my friends

One more Tequila

Should'a walked right out the door

But my friends convinced me to stay

For just one more

One more Tequila, Margarita, Jagar Bomb,

Then I hit the floor

That one tequila gets me in trouble

Like it always has before

My buddy lost his keys

And his credit card

The other passed out

With his head on the barI got slapped

And damn, she really hit hard

We been drinkin all day

with an absence of remorse

Let's go boys

And jump back on that horse

One more Tequila

Should'a walked right out the door

But my friends convinced me to stay

For just one more

One more Tequila, Margarita, Jagar Bomb,

Then I hit the floor

That one tequila gets me in trouble

Like it always has before

Yeah, I swear they begged me to stay

For just one more