Lyrics

I saw Santa Claus smoking weed with Jesus
Under the mistletoe last Christmas
Rudolf rolled his eyes, said"Don't get another DUI
Who's gonna drive the sleigh tonight?"
Santa took a puff, he said"Driving the sleigh is not so tough
And Jesus takes the wheel often enough"
Jesus said"I'll be fine, I've turned water into wine
So my tolerance is pretty high"
The sleigh took off, it zigged and zagged
Rudolf shouted"The sack's been snagged!"
Santa laughed"It's not a fuss
We'll put a little weed under the tree
Green Christmas!"
I saw Santa Claus smoking weed with Jesus
And Santa leaned in for a kiss
Green Christmas.
Written by: Mallory Feuer, Rob Sokolowski
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