NO

If a mermaid eats seafood, is it cannibalism?

If a house has no roof, can you still call it a prison?

If fish go up the gulf stream, is it mass tourism?

No, no, it isn't

If someone imitates your walk, is it plagiarism?

If you see two possibilities, do you have double vision?

If there's only one thing left, is it still your decision?

No, no, it isn't

White hair standing straight like an antenna in the sky

And if people don't know something, they keep on asking why

The air is a lot thicker down there than it is up here

And objects in the mirror are always closer than what they appear

Is every bent arm in a picture an Egyptologism?

Is vintage clothing in the future an anachronism?

Is not watering your plants a sign of post-modernism?

No, no, it isn't

No, no, it isn't

White hair standing straight like an antenna in the sky

And if people don't know something, they keep on asking why

The air is a lot thicker down there than it is up here

And objects in the mirror are always closer than what they appear

And objects in the mirror are always closer than what they appear