Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow

In a one-horse open sleigh

O'er the hills we go

Laughing all the way

Bells on bobtails ring

Making spirits bright

What fun it is to ride and sing

A sleighing song tonight, oh

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Don't dash to the store

Save that weekly wage

Sometimes less is more

We're here to set the stage

The greatest time of year

When loved ones gather near

Don't blow your cash, just shake your ass

And spread that Christmas cheer

Jingle bells, Taj Motel

Jolly fuckers all

Making noise and spreading joy and bringing down the hall

Jingle bells, Taj Motel

Making spirits bright

Kicking brass and taking names and slaying songs tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh

Jingle bells, jingle bells

Jingle all the way

Oh, what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh