Degen, Baby

It’s lookin' late, and there’s so much left to do

Scalin' your chore list seems like a mountain

You’re feelin’ lazy, sat there scrollin' to your doom

Can’t face the tasks, you keep on countin'

You’ve lost your drive, excuses feel cliché

And yet they’ve become everyday

(and night)

Cause you're a degen, baby

A degenerate, baby, you're a

Procrastinator

and the finest one at that

You're a slacker’s debut

On couch potato curfew

You're a nap taker, a hard work faker

But, damn it, I am too

There was a time that I thought I’d get things done

But now I’m sat here wrapped up cozy

I made excuses, now I’m stuck here on my phone

I can’t move my pillow from below me

I ditched my plans, now YouTube’s took its toll

3 hours down a rabbit hole

(but surely one more can't hurt)

Way off from all your goals

But hey, who doesn’t dream

But when I’m still up at 2AM

My late night thoughts are always droning

I find myself just nonstop moaning

About the state that’s nothing but my fault

I’m sat over catastrophising

When I should instead be revising

Now I’m lost in Netflix’s reach

Just one more episode will surely fix things

You're a degen, baby

A degenerate, maybe if we

Vibe here together, that sounds not so bad to me

So go on, ditch your self-control

Excuse yourself, let go, be lazy

Just lay back, get right off track

That’s degen, you and me