Texas Hold 'Em

This ain’t Texas (Woo)

Ain’t no hold ‘em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

Stick around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round (Stick around)

And I’ll be sad if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It’s a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don’t wanna miss, come take it to the floor now, woo

There’s a tornado (There’s a tornado)

In my city (In my city)

Hit the basement (Hit the basement)

Wow, this ain’t pretty (Wow, this ain’t pretty)

Rugged ‘nd messy (Rugged ‘nd messy)

‘Cause we survivin’ (‘Cause we survivin’)

Off reminiscin’, sweet redemption, passin’ time, yea

Ooh, one step to the right

We headed to the drive-in we always thought was nice

Ooh, run me to the left

Then meet me in the middle, boy, I can’t read your mind

This ain’t Texas (Woo)

Ain’t no hold ‘em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down

So park your Lexus (Woo)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

And stick around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round (Stick around)

And I’ll be sad if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It’s a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don’t wanna miss, come take it to the floor now, woo

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

There’s a heatwave (There’s a heatwave)

Comin’ at us (Comin’ at us)

Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight)

Too cold to panic (Cold to panic)

All of the problems

Just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)

And now we’re runnin’ to the first spot that we find, yeah

Ooh, one step to the right

We headed to the drive-in we always thought was nice

Ooh, run me to the left

Just meet me in the middle boy, I can’t read your mind

This ain’t Texas (Woo)

Ain’t no hold ‘em (Hey)

So lay your cards down, down, down, down, oh

So park your Lexus (Hey)

And throw your keys up (Hey)

And stick around, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, ‘round (Stick around)

And I’ll be sad if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It’s a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don’t wanna miss, come take it to the floor now, woo

And I’ll be sad if I cannot dance with you

Come pour some sugar on me, honey too

It’s a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown

Don’t wanna miss, come take it to the floor now