These Old Shoes

Well, they said it was the cheapest fare at this time of year

And they said, "It's nice and safe, and you got nothing to fear"

So I will take this old plane to get to you

Yes, I will take this old plane to get to you

Twenty minutes later, the plane crashes down

And I'm one of three left amongst a priest and a clown

And then all I can hear is the hiss of the track

I said, "Why the hell not," and I jump on the back

And I will take this old train to get to you

Yes, I will take this old train to get to you

She said, "Get off my train, you dirty hobo"

And I tried to explain, but it was a no-go

It was a no-go for this hobo

And he said for fifty bucks, I could take it

And he was sure that this lemon could make it

So I will take this old car to get to you

Yes, I will take this old car to get to you

Couple miles out of this old podunk town

And my engine explodes with a horrible sound

But I will take these old shoes to get to you

Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you

Oh, I will take these old shoes to get to you

Yes, I will take these old shoes to get to you