Lady Lady

She’s so pretty I get nervous when she walks herself on by

When she flashes me those hazel greens I breathe out butterflies

The way she’s looking at me, I feel so goddamn alive

Will she be mine? She’s got to be mine

Her voice is soft like springtime, talking to me nice and sweet

Her body is a flower, teach me about the birds and bees

Branches swaying in the breeze, she’s knocked me off my feet

I want to be just her and me, now

So, lady, lady won’t you bring yourself real close to me?

Lady, lady show me things that I ain’t never seen

Lady, lady lay me down and show me what they mean

When they say a lady’s loving’s the best loving that could be

Boys on boys on boys stay lining up and down my block

They’ll say just about anything, they talk, and talk, and talk, and talk

Well, they can talk until they’re blue cause I know just what I want

I want myself a lady who can rock me around the clock, ow

Lady, lady won’t you bring yourself real close to me?

Lady, lady show me things that I ain’t never seen

Lady, lady lay me down and show me what they mean

When they say a lady’s loving’s the best loving that could be

Alright, New York, how we feeling?

Great!

You’re about to be feeling even better because I’m about to introduce you to these beautiful boys behind me

We’re gonna start over here to my left, your right

With Gert Arwood

Now here’s a fun fact about Gert

He makes his own music, he has his own band

Gert Arwood and the Centennials, you better find his Instagram after this

Yes, cheer!

But when Gert is on this stage, he’s mine, okay?

So, Gert, if you would so kindly please

Want to show off a little bit for the crowd

Ooh, something slight

You’re nuts

Now moving over here

The man whose curls rival only my own

We’ve got the gorgeous, the tasteful, the guitar hero himself

Jacob Hoekwater

Jacob, do a little something

Give it up for Jacob

Oh my God

Now, he’s right behind me, isn’t he

We’ve got the eye candy

The heart and soul of this whole operation

Tierney, show off for us, Tierney

Give it up for my amazing band

Yeah, they rock

Okay, now are there any queer people in the room?

Yeah, yeah, I know

Well here’s a little something about me

And there are people that I knew in high school here

So they can attest, they can vouch

Something about me is that I didn’t know I was queer until I got to college

In fact, I got around in middle school and high school, okay

Hello, I dated the entire improv troupe

But then, I got to college

And I was like, oh, let’s switch teams

But as I said I had a lot of boyfriends

And I’ll name em

Do you wanna hear?

There was Tommy, and Sammy, and Connor, Matt, and James

But my lady’s loving, it puts them all to shame

She shook me and woke me from twenty years of sleep

Now I know one thing’s for sure, my lady’s never going to leave

Real close to me

Lady, lady show me things that I ain’t never seen

Lady, lady lay me down and show me what they mean

When they say a lady’s loving’s the best loving that could be

Sing! Lady, lady, lady, lady

(Lady, lady, lady, lady)

Lady, lady, lady, lady

(Lady, lady, lady, lady)

Lady, lady, lady, lady

(Lady, lady, lady, lady)

Lady, lady, lady, lady

(Lady, lady, lady, lady)