Well it ain’t gonna be a lotta fun this Christmas Me and the turkey drumstick dine alone

Well it ain’t gonna be a lotta fun this Christmas In this no name town that’s someone else’s home

I can see the church bells ringing

And all the joy they’re bringing

On the two inch screen on my telephone

I can hear the choir singing

I don’t hear my phone ringing

I guess everybody’s watching “Home Alone”

Well it ain’t gonna be a lotta fun this Christmas Pulling a Christmas cracker on my own

Well it ain’t gonna be a lotta fun this Christmas

In this halfway house with a heart that needs a home

I can see the church bells ringing

And all the joy they’re bringing

On the two inch screen on my telephone

I can hear the choir singing

I don’t hear my phone ringing

I guess everybody’s watching “Home Alone”

Well it ain’t gonna be a lotta fun this Christmas Because I ate the turkey drumstick Christmas Eve Well it ain’t gonna be a lotta fun this Christmas The next time I get paid is New Year’s Eve

I can see the church bells ringing

And all the joy they’re bringing

On the two inch screen on my telephone

I can hear the choir singing

I don’t hear my phone ringing

I guess everybody’s watching “Home Alone”

In this no name town that’s someone else’s home

So it’s Merry Christmas from me and the turkey bone Yo Ho Ho

It’s Merry Christmas from me and the turkey bone