POS

Hey girl, you're looking cute tonight

You're playing all your cards just right, you've got him

And the way he's looking at you like a Goddess sent from Heaven

Could make any woman's head spin

You're so close now you can feel it

Cheek to cheek and hand in hand, it's 'bout to go down

And there's no way that you could know

From this dog and pony show

That you're dancing with the biggest little piece of shit in town

Ah, ooh

Can't you see there's something really stinky

Buying you another drinky?

Yeah, I bet you're thinking he's all yours

Ah, ooh

When he says it's just the office calling

It's a red dress falling to the floor

Ah, ooh

I can hear his midnight lies

All the lines I memorized when he was mine

You've got one thing in common with the rest

You all seem to love that POS

He says he's into you, and I'm not trying to tell you what to do, doo-doo-doo

But if you're his 7:30, you can bet your ass he's got a 9:00 and 10:00, too

'Cause I've seen the way he works, the way he moves, the games he plays, he's playing you now

And you're finally gonna get it, yeah, the minute you step in it

'Cause you're dancing with the biggest little piece of shit in town

Ah, ooh

Can't you see there's something really stinky

Buying you another drinky?

Yeah, I bet you're thinking he's so fun!

Ah, ooh

When he says his ex is crazy, oh yeah, well okay, maybe

You'd be crazy too if you'd seen what he's done

Ah, ooh

I can hear his midnight lies

All the lines I memorized when he was mine

You've got one thing in common with the rest

You all seem to love that POS

Ah, ooh

Ah, ooh

Ah, ooh

You get a call from a work trip

"Babe, the snow in Utah's really coming down"

But then your friend said she just saw him

At a bar just on the other side of town

Give him the dump, don't be a fly

Take a plastic bag with tie

Please pick up after your pets

Before it piles up too high

And for God's sake

Please figuratively take the bottom of your shoe to the proverbial edge of the curb

And scrape off that POS