Black Hole Benny

The earth will tremble hard as he approaches

The ground will shake at the sound of clicking claws

The universe is wider than we know it

He holds our planet in his mighty paws

He was found

With wreckage all around

“Black Hole Benny” on the name plate at his side

He was tame

Until the mission came

To judge the human race in the name of Felix-5

Don’t quite understand it

What they’d even want with our planet

The Infiltration has begun

The earth will tremble hard as he approaches

The ground will shake at the sound of clicking claws

The universe is wider than we know it

He holds our planet in his mighty paws

It’s innate

The way he lies in wait

To teach us all the meaning of despair

Such strength of will

To lie so very still

And if you close your eyes it’s like he disappeared

Claws curl and uncurl

As he’s dreaming of other worlds

All will fall when the job is done

The earth will tremble hard as he approaches

The end of days is here, so soft and gray

The universe is wider than we know it

And our destroyer sleeps 18 hours a day

His head is soft

He’s planning havoc in the closet

His paws are on the cosmic off switch

It’s too late

And once he starts

There is no one on earth to stop him

He yawns, we live to fight another day

Claws curl and uncurl

As he’s dreaming of other worlds

All will fall when the job is done

The earth will tremble hard as he approaches

The ground will shake at the sound of clicking claws

The universe is wider than we know it

He holds our planet in his mighty paws

When it’s clear

That the end is near

We will watch his tiny saucer fly away

For a time,

Content to sleep and dine,

He yawns, we live to fight another-