Ghost Baby

I cut across the cemetery on a cold work dawn.

I get to thinking 'bout the afterlife and when I'm going.

Will my ghost be handsome at an age with zest?

Or be a spooky little weasel with a hairless chest?

Or maybe eighteen and lazy if the deal's rent free..

I often wonder how old my ghost is gonna be.

Will it be old enough to drink and date a babe with a bob?

Or lift eighty plus pounds so it can keep my job?

Or just a high school loser with a fake ID..

I often wonder how old my ghost is gonna be.

I wonder how old my ghost might look.

Do you pick it at the gate or is it written in a book?

You'll never know for certain 'til you R.I.P.

I often wonder how old my ghost is gonna be.

Don't want no old grey ghost with his teeth in a jar.

Don't want no creepy ghost baby, that's the worst so far!

Just make it old enough to fuck, nobody's gonna see..

I often wonder how old my ghost is gonna be.

I wonder how old my ghost is gonna be.