Mr. Torture

"Welcome to the torture chamber"

Said the sign above the entrance

Laughing as he takes you by the hand

Looking like a manic savage

Inside you can sense the anguish

Theatre of pain has just begun

Mr. Torture gives pain

With his whips and his chains

He knows just what you crave, Mr. Torture

If you're feeling alone

Then just pick up your phone

Dial 1-800-MRTORTURE

Mr. Torture sells pain

Only sixty cents a minute

For his special brand of sinning

Phone guaranteed to blow your mind

You can catch him on his website

Has a live chat every weeknight

Cyber-torture soon coming your way

Mr. Torture sells pain

To the housewives in Spain

He knows just what they crave, Mr. Torture

If you're feeling alone

Then just pick up your phone

Dial 1-800-MRTORTURE

Mr. Torture sells pain

Handcuffed, bound, chained, and blinded

Body, soul, and mind ignited

Every sense is torn and ripped apart

He's been banned in twenty countries

Though he does it for the money

He gets pleasure from hearing you scream

Mr. Torture gives pain

With his whips and his chains

He knows just what you crave, Mr. Torture

If you're feeling alone

Then just pick up your phone

Dial 1-800-MRTORTURE

Mr. Torture

Mr. Torture sells pain