I'm Just Waiting

She called me baby 54 times today.

All of my friends think that I've got it made

I've never had a woman so drop dead fine.

It's hard to believe I ever made her mine.

I'm just waiting. I'm just waiting.

I'm just waiting for her to break my heart.

When we're alone together it's paradise

Victoria's Secret and cold champagne on ice

For the second time this month it's happened again.

She thanked me for roses that I didn't send.

The handwriting's on the wall.

Pretty soon the tears are gonna fall.