She Will

She will come into your life

Faster than the speed of light.

Every dream you ever had she will fulfill.

Let a little time go by

Then she'll teach you how to cry.

If you let her drive you crazy she will

She is lookin' for new friends.

That's when the fun begins.

She is setting up some sucker for the kill.

Chews them up and spits them out,

Like a bad taste in her mouth.

If you let her drive you crazy she will.

Listen to me son, better cut bait and run.

That girl's just in it for the thrill.

So take it from a fool that used to love her too,

If you let her drive you crazy she will.

She shows up to church on time.

She prays for you every night.

She keeps a rosary on her windowsill.

She will see you when you're lost,

Then she'll nail you to the cross.

If you let her drive you crazy she will.

Just remember you've been told

All the glitters is not gold.

She's a candy -coated bitter pill.

Lightning lip, thunder thighs,

What a beautiful disguise

If you let her drive you crazy she will.