One More Beer (Gentleman's Ambition)

Fellas, once I finish a beer I immediately want another one

And I find it very difficult to stop

Do you think there’s a term for this?

If not, I’m thinking of calling it a gentleman’s ambition

When I was sixteen, I had my first beer

In another hour, my ninth beer

Beer in the morning, beer at night

Left my wife for thirty bud lights

Beer at work, beer at school

I love beer so much I think I’ll name my kid beer

Beer come here, Beer bring beer

I haven’t had enough until I’m shittin’ out beer

One more beer, one more beer

I’mma talk tuah after one more beer

I’m a lot looser after one more beer

I’mma call an Uber after one more beer

One more beer, one more beer

I’mma go to sleep after one more beer

I’mma start my week after one more year

I’mma be a freak after one more [*burp*]

One beer is one beer, but two beers is ten beers

I got IPA coming out my fuckin nose

Sloppy drunk, I’m spilling all the fuck over my clothes

Empty cans on the floor, falls, and fuckin stove

How many beers is too much? Nobody fucking knows

One beer, two beer, red beer, blue beer

I’mma fill my face till people don’t want me to be here

Black beer, blue beer, old beer, new beer

If my son don’t bring me my cans, I leave him in fear

Miller, Coors, we want more

Budlight, PBR, it’s written in the stars

Guiness, Corona, drinking till mañana

I’m a need another till I pass out on the corner

Bone dry, I feel thirsty and I think I need a drink

Tell the PBR goodbye, but I’mma see you in my sink

I’mma spend a little extra cause I do not wanna think

Tellem gentleman’s ambition, it’s not a problem, it’s a kink

Swimming pool full of liquor, front flip, cannon ball

I’m not coming up for air, I let me liver take it all

Leedleedlee, and see what fuckin’ happens I don’t know

One eye on the [*honk*], I’m a motherfuckin’ pro

Clearly, I did this before, barely survived the way home

I can take 5 or 6 more, Long Island's or San Fransisco's

With my boys like Paul O' Driscoll

I don’t need a check-up or physical

My addiction mental and criminal

I don’t need your help I need—

One more beer, one more beer

I can’t get a boner off of one more beer

I don’t drive sober, I need one more beer

I got pulled over holding one more beer

One more beer, one more beer

Nothing feels wrong after one more beer

I pulled out my dong after one more beer

Gotta end this song, we need one more beer